Sunday, February 24, 2008
COD4 PS3 Hack Video
"I would just like to say that it is very possible to do a lot to this game without any modification to the actual PS3 console. I have successfully been able to create an aimbot, ESP, flashbang removal, UAV updates every 0.01 seconds, instead of every 4, it shows the whole map, instead of just the area around you, shows every enemy, even those with UAV Jammer, and more.
For the sake of everybody that plays this game, and the fact that I will be playing it until MGS4 comes out, I am not going to reveal how this is done, but if any of you know me from the PC Gaming world, you know I am not full of shit. Below, you will find a video I just recorded, it is hard to see, but it clearly shows that I am able to see friendlies through walls, enemies turn red, and that it is locking onto enemies. If you look really hard, you can see the whole map on the UAV, and watch the bullet tracers, you will notice they have been modified to make them show up with every shot, and stay longer (to help find where they are coming from).
You will also notice that throughout the game X, Triangle, Circle, etc are visible, and that there is prestige mode, which I don't believe PC has. at the end of the video, I quit out of the game, and back into XMB, so it is definitely not fake. Another quick note, the video is 100% unedited. It is completely untouched from the point I hit the record button, to the point I hit stop (Hence the 32 MB size :()"
http://www.vimeo.com/720034
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Funny Madden Letter.
To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07
Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a fucking 12. I rate you a fucking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard.
It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. Fuck, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?
I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. Fuck, man, there are some shitty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.
I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.
John, you are such a fucking dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a fucking zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fucking face. Fuck that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.
Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.
I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a fucking lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.
Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.
Rot in Hell,
Ethan Albright
Is Hell Freezing Over?
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was "so profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year, "... that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
The student received the only "A" given.
-I thought this was funny, so I wanted to share this with you all.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
COD4: Colored Names
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Found by IISm0keyII and JS0724
Just hex these characters into your gamesave just like the buttons.
^0 = Black
^1 = Red
^2 = Green
^3 = Yellow
^4 = Blue
^5 = Cyan
^6 = Purple
^7 = White or Pink
^8 = Gray
^9 = RANDOM
If it doesn't work, use this info.
So after you're in the hex editor and have changed everything you would like to change you need to save it (wow, i know). Now if you take your USB out after you save it, it will revert back to the old file. So after you save it you MUST go to the System Tray and "Safely Remove Hardware". Click on the correct icon and choose that option. Then you have to Stop the process of your USB so that it is safe to remove. Now the file will not revert back to the original and everything should follow perfectly from the video
Don't ask me why this works. I've never had to do that before. Oh, and make sure that you exit the hex edit program or any other program that is using a file from your USB; otherwise, you won't be able to use the Stop process.
COD4: Any Buttons in Clan tag
All right, before any one asks why the other thread was deleted, it is because people decided to make it into shit.
This tutorial will show you how to have L2, R2, D pad Up, D pad Down, D pad Left, D pad Right!
Noob Game Save Download - Just download put on a USB and put on ur PS3!
CoD 4 Clan Tag Glitch - Start, Select, R2, L2 & D Pad Up, Down, Left, Right & X, Circle, Triangle, Square
Theres 2 files in here one for Start, Select, R2, L3 & one for D pad Up, Down, Left, Right & X, Circle, Triangle, Square!
Have Fun!
1. Get a usb, and save your cod 4 game save on it.
2. Put the game save on your PC.
3.) Download Hex Workshop
4.) Open GPAD0_MP(This Is The File In Your Cod 4 Game Save) in Hex Workshop
You should see this.. (Mines a lil more edited, b/c i was testing more buttons)
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Now we are only messing with theses 4 spots.
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Change the highlighted numbers to the hex values below to have the button in your clan tag. To change highlight one of the dots, and right click and click fill, and then type one of the hex values below. Now SAVE YOU EDITED FILE.
Now delete your old cod 4 files off your PS3, and then copy over the new files you have edited.
Here are the hex values of the new buttons, more coming soon!
0E = Start
0F = Select
10 = L3
11 = R3
12 = L2
13 = R2
05 = L1
06 = R1
14 = D pad Up
15 = D pad Down
16 = D Pad Left
17 = D Pad Right
01 = X
02 = O
03 = []
04 = /\